partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he’ll eat for a lifetime. but if you give a mouse a fish he’ll ask for a cookie. and if you give a mouse a cookie he’ll ask for a glass of milk

deschained:

my computer just made a really high pitched whining noise and it’s at half an hour of remaining battery life

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via nerdtotheextreme)